How to Handle a Pesky Boy Phone Call
"Umm.... HELLO???
I'm trying to drive here and it's clearly a
NO PASSING ZONE...
HANG UP THE PHONE, CUPCAKE!"
"Oh, sorry, didn't see you!!!" Dianna waves
phone frantically, a knowing smile on her face.
"It's a... boy!"
Brooke backs off instantly. "Well, in THAT case...
I'll just wait."
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock...
"Yo, Aidan, gotta go. I'm keeping my BFF waiting
and that's just not cool.
What? Ditch her?
No way, Jose, and you've just joined the totally uncool kid
club.
See ya', Dude! NOT!!! We've got a tree to climb! And just maybe a tea party after."
Now that's what I'm talking about!
You're only a little girl once.
Make the most of it.
Buwahahaha! Hilarious! Thanks for putting a smile on my face this morning!
ReplyDeleteAnytime, my friend! ;)
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